As featured on New Minecraft Servers
#ZapTourniquet #Stop #Bleeding #Fast
imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!
we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!
Updated October 16, 2024
Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.