#Minecraft #SMP
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.
Daily Server Info: September 14, 2024
Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4667 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.