#Vaxx #Deniers
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!
Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024
Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.