#shit #aint #parallel #Minecraft #SMP
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.
But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!
Updated September 30, 2024
Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 155 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.