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#UncleLaptopNoPay
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
Updated September 20, 2024
Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 658 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.