#UnprovokedCraft
one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the macarena. it was so epic, even the creepers were clapping along!
we have epic battles where players ride giant squids into battle against armies of evil villagers. the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!
our community is so friendly, even the zombies stop to say hello before trying to eat your brains.
so come join us on our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity)!
Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024
Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.