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Daily Server Info: August 28, 2024
Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.