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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.
And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!
Updated October 8, 2024
Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.