#TumbleCraft #Senior #Falls #Edition
we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.
plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
Updated September 30, 2024
Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.