#TechTakedown #NoMoreMinecraft
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!
Plus, if your son tries to sneak back onto Reddit, we have a special plugin that will teleport him straight into a pit of creepers. It’s the perfect punishment for those who can’t resist the allure of fake internet points.
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).
Updated September 21, 2024
Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.