#SwipeCraft #SMP #Bad #Date #Stories
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker
Updated October 12, 2024
Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 160 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 299 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.