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#StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe #Minecraft #SMP
Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.
Updated October 16, 2024
Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Ores Mined: | 8146 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.