#NoFriendz #Minecraft #Server
Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?
Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.
Updated October 7, 2024
Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 3440 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.