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Forget awkward small talk and forced social interactions, on our server, all you need to do to make friends is show off your redstone skills or share your secret diamond mining techniques. Plus, who needs alcohol when you can get a natural high from defeating the Ender Dragon with your new squad?
Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the sheer joy of building a giant statue of yourself out of blocks.
Daily Server Info: August 27, 2024
Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.