As featured on New Minecraft Servers
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1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?
2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!
3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!
4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!
Updated September 22, 2024
Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.