#UnhealthyEatsMC #SMP
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Updated September 28, 2024
Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.