#Minecraft #SMP #DUIs #Creeper
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether three DUIs should result in a prison sentence or just a really long timeout in the corner.
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!
Daily Server Info: September 14, 2024
Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.