#NoStiffyMinecraft #SMPTouchyTouchy
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Updated October 15, 2024
Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.