#NoSisNoMinecraftServer
Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?
But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!
Updated September 30, 2024
Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 91 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.