#SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk
Experience the thrill of being kicked out of the ICU by your brother-in-law’s adult children because they can’t handle the stress of your emotions. Will you be able to beg for just one hour of visitation and be denied like me?
Join now for updates as vague as my brother-in-law’s texts and the chance to find out about your sister’s death through a group text message. Who needs family drama when you have our Minecraft server? Join today and leave your real-life problems behind!
Updated October 4, 2024
Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.