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Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!
Updated September 25, 2024
Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3378 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 709 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.