#SlimCraft #Lifestyle
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT BURNS MORE CALORIES THAN RUNNING A MARATHON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS BASICALLY A GYM MEMBERSHIP, BUT WITHOUT ALL THE SWEAT AND SMELLY PEOPLE.
OH, AND IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU’LL GET A FREE PET UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND POOPS GOLD. YEAH, THAT’S HOW EPIC OUR SERVER IS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND GET FIT WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, DUDE!
Daily Server Info: September 14, 2024
Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 885 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.