#NoCarSeatNoCraft
Join us for crazy adventures and wild escapades, just like Emma’s mad dash to Walmart to save the day! Who needs car seats when you’ve got a trusty babysitter and a whole world of blocky possibilities?
Forget custody battles and drama, come join our server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle ever! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s weekend dad antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!
Updated October 15, 2024
Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.