#SassySILvsBrotherTruth
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.
Updated September 21, 2024
Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.