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Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!
Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024
Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!