#Child #Molested #Minecraft #Server
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.
From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.
Updated October 11, 2024
Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.