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And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!
Daily Server Info: September 1, 2024
Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.