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#RegretfulCraft #Prostitute #Villagers #Allowed
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Updated October 13, 2024
Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.