#Rainbow #Warrior #Minecraft #SMP
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
Updated October 13, 2024
Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).