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1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!
Daily Server Info: September 2, 2024
Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.