#ProteinPopsicle #Minecraft #SMP
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
Updated September 28, 2024
Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.