#PreggoCraft #Minecraft #Server
Reasons to join our server:
1. No guilt trips allowed – unless it’s from a zombie trying to eat your brains.
2. Build your dream world without worrying about forgetting important dates or upsetting your virtual wife.
3. Our server is so awesome, even your mother-in-law would cancel her trip to play with us.
4. Prioritize your job in real life, but prioritize fun and relaxation on our server.
5. Who needs a promotion when you can be the king or queen of your own Minecraft kingdom?
So come on over and join us for a stress-free, drama-free gaming experience. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together!
Updated September 27, 2024
Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.