#PreggoCraft #Surrogate #Struggles
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)
Updated September 24, 2024
Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.