#Thin #Poly #Condoms #Server
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024
Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6515 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4205 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!