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Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.
So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!
Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024
Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2702 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.