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join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!
Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024
Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.