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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are on a mission to rid the gaming world of all things inappropriate. Legend has it that if you join our SMP, you will be granted the power to summon a llama army to protect you from any unwanted advances.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most epic battle against pixelated porn that the gaming world has ever seen!
Updated September 24, 2024
Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.