#Pixel #Pervs #Anonymous
Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.
And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.
Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Updated October 3, 2024
Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!