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But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!
Updated October 10, 2024
Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Star Shards Collected: | 123 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3795 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.