As featured on New Minecraft Servers
#ParentalRoastCraft
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.
So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!
Updated October 8, 2024
Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.