#RelaxingParents #SMP
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Updated October 4, 2024
Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!