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#Painful #Meds #Placebo #Winner
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024
Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!