As featured on New Minecraft Servers
#NoTalk4DyingGuy
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your ex-related baggage behind, just like our player who had a wild encounter with their ex in-laws.
Imagine building a fortress to protect yourself from ex-in-laws trying to guilt trip you into talking to their dying husband. Or maybe you’ll find solace in mining for diamonds while ignoring phone calls from your ex MIL calling you a “f*ing ahole”.
With our server, you can create a new life for yourself, just like our player who found happiness in their second marriage and is expecting a baby. So come join us and leave the drama at the door, because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies!
Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024
Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 151 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!