#NoProofSwearMC #SMP
Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.
And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!
Updated September 29, 2024
Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!