#NoRoom4Noobs #Minecraft #Server
Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.
Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?
Updated October 16, 2024
Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!