#NoobieSexMinecraftSMP
I was hesitant at first, but then they showed me their massive castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and I was sold. They told me about the epic battles they had fought against giant mutant chickens and how they had tamed a dragon to guard their base. I knew I had to be a part of this crazy world where anything was possible.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make your first time feel like a walk in the park, come join us! We have diamond rain, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Updated September 30, 2024
Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1628 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!