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1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.
4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.
Updated September 25, 2024
Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 4720 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.