#NoMoreBoozeMC #SMP
Join us and you’ll never look back, just like Steve never looked back after he accidentally drank a potion of invisibility and couldn’t find his way home for three days! And don’t even get us started on the time when Creeper Carl tried to start a vineyard in the Nether and ended up accidentally creating a new dimension called the Grape-verse!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door because things are about to get block-tastically bonkers!
Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024
Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.