#NoBurnNoProbMC
Feeling overwhelmed by the constant presence of your fiancee’s daughter in your virtual home? Our server is the perfect escape! You can log on, build your own little oasis, and pretend like that pesky kid doesn’t even exist. Plus, we have virtual grandmothers nearby who can take care of the virtual child while you focus on your virtual life.
Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings on our server – we’re all about virtual drama and virtual conflicts. So come on over and let out all your frustrations in the form of pixelated explosions and epic battles. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape from the responsibilities of virtual parenthood and just focus on yourself, join us now! Just remember, in this world, the only thing you have to worry about is running out of virtual diamonds.
Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024
Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!