As featured on New Minecraft Servers
#NoBabysitNoCraft
We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”
Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.
Updated October 14, 2024
Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.